Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 28 - Stop Drink Shaming Men

-I refuse to be judged for liking drinks that society may label as “girly.” I like myself a nice pink alcoholic beverage. Maybe a strawberry daiquiri, maybe a watermelon margarita, or even a nice Malibu Bay Breeze. And if I’m getting coffee, I might get myself a nice caramel frappuccino. So keep your comments to yourself, because I won’t be criticized for liking delicious beverages!

-It’s great when people bond over someone holding up a line. A lot of eye rolls and sighs like “Can you believe this guy?” Then when it’s your turn, you try to be extra fast to show that you’re better than that person and not some line holding up prick.

-Million dollar idea for struggling restaurants:

Step 1: Become The Rainforest Cafe
Step 2: Profit

-I do not understand what the trend “Hot Boy Summer” is, but I’d love to be a part of it. So I will take the Michael Scott approach and officially declare “I am Hot Boy Summer.” You know the vibes.

-There are two types of people in this world: those who don’t like seltzer and those who pretend to like seltzer. (Spiked seltzer is an exception).

-Stemming from a Barstool Radio discussion earlier this week, I think we should use funerals to roast the dead person. Instead of being sad and missing the person, everyone can trash them so that it’s easier to accept they’re gone. Maybe by the end of it, people can be like “Man, I’m glad that bag of shit died.”

-Whenever I go to Whole Foods, I feel like I’m in the future.

-I’d love to know the thought process that goes through a person’s mind before deciding to go to old YouTube videos and comment “Anyone watching in 2019?” What a fascinating bunch of people.

-Recycling needs more clear instructions. I simply have no idea what’s supposed to be recycled and what’s not. I just take my best guess and hope I’m not killing the Earth.

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-Dinosaurs could have spoken perfect English. Impossible to prove me wrong.

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